Oh no! Being sad is awful and I will very happily tell you about my Jehan/Bahorel headcanons.
Like the fact that Jehan and Bahorel will have weekly dates to a small café near their place. It isn’t as big as the Musain, but it has an atmosphere that they both love and they’ll dress up for it every week. They’re always the brightest dressed people in the place, with Bahorel’s bright jackets and Jehan’s entire wardrobe of all kinds of colours and patterns. Sometimes Jehan will wear pants and knee-length boots and sometimes, Jehan will wear swishy dresses with petticoats underneath, but they’re always there, they’re always together, and the staff absolutely adore them.
Or that Jehan falls for people easily, but loves Bahorel so constantly that it’s never an issue between them. Jehan will talk about this person’s captivating smile, or that person’s beautiful eyes, and it will make its way into a poem or two, but Bahorel is secure in the knowledge that Jehan loves him the most and that isn’t going to change.
Or that Bahorel never raises his voice against Jehan when they fight (and they do fight). No matter how upset Jehan is, or how upset Bahorel is, he keeps his tone even, and people might think that it’s an impressive feat, when they’ve seen Bahorel rip into other people without a second thought, but Bahorel knows how Jehan responds to being yelled at. He knows how much it upsets Jehan, and it’s as simple as that. He loves Jehan far too much to yell, even when he is truly angry.
…I hope that makes you feel a little better, dear anon! x
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
Deadpool Annual (2014) #2
I am literally just sitting here with my mouth hanging open.
LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]
if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
honestly just imagine marius working nonstop to learn TWO LANGUAGES in as many months so that he can get enough money to do things like eat food and courfeyrac is just
marius come to this play with me. marius what do you do to your hair marius can i curl your hair? marius do you want this old coat. marius have i told you about my new mistress. marius are you paying attention
courfeyrac laying across marius’s desk like an actual giant cat
havent you learned german YET
Jumping on the cute ghost bandwagon.
DRAG IT DRAG IT DRAG IT
THIS IS SO CUTE AHHH
DRAG IT IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A BETTER DAY OMG
I usually don’t think in complete sentences, but when I do, it’s “please don’t touch me with your butt”
And you know what.
Shout out to bisexual individuals who haven’t been in any relationships yet, or have only ever been in a relationship with one gender.
You don’t owe anyone any kind of explanation about your identity.
You are amazing and wondrously bisexual just the way you are.
no really, we need to talk about this. this needs addressing
it’s incredibly disappointing that this 17 second jelly dragon has some of the best dragon anatomy I’ve seen, and it’s a 17 second jelly dragon